An Interview with Republicans - Part 1

I recently had the opportunity to speak with Congressional Republicans regarding the indictment issued against former President Trump. The interview below has been lightly edited.

Travis:  Donald Trump was recently indicted in New York City…

Republicans:  It is an outrage a political prosecution!

Travis:  I did not even ask a question yet.

Republicans:  It doesn’t matter!  That is what we are supposed to say first.

Travis:  Well, what makes you say the prosecuction is politically motivated?

Republicans:  It is against Donald Trump, what else could it be!

Travis:  But what are your thoughts on the charges?

Republican:  Well, we have not actually read the sealed indictment.  No former President has ever been indicted before.  This is an unprecedented attack on a political opponent.

Travis:  You raise an interesting point, this is the first time in history that a former President has been indicted, why do you think this has never occurred before.

Republicans:  The secret liberal, socialist, transgender, elitist, deep state have been out to destroy Trump for his entire life. Democrats are terrified of Trump running for President because he will win again!  For the third time. 

Travis:  Is it possible that among the 46 Presidents in U.S. History, only Donald Trump has committed acts that could form the basis of a felony prosecution?

Republicans:  Well we know that is not he case.  What about Barack Obama? We know he has committed multiple felonies, lots of felonies.  Why hasn’t he been prosecuted?  The answer is simple because he has the support of the liberal, socialist, transgender deep state.

Travis:  What felony should Barack Obama be prosecuted for?

Republicans: ….. um…. Well we could never know the extent of his crimes because the liberal, socialist, transgender, mainstream media, deep state has covered it all up.  But we do know that his birth certificate is a forgery.  He is a Nigerian muslim.  The Constitution prohibits Nigerian Muslims from holding elected office.

Travis:  Actually, his birth certificate was authenticated multiple times over.  Barack Obama is  a U.S. Citizen and born in the United States.

Republicans:  Oh really?  Well what about his name “Barack Obama”  - sure doesn’t sound very American to me.  And what about the color of his skiiiii…. Suit.. yeah, we meant suit.  Remember when he wore a tan suit?  Where were the fashion police?  They did not even investigate that incident.  What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?  Tell us Mr. Mainstream Media, where are the emails?  Why has she never been locked up? 

Travis:  As I understand it, during the lead up to the 2016 Presidential Election Donald Trump paid off Stormy Daniels to prevent her from revealing their extramarital affair during the campaign. The payment was then actively concealed from the American Public.  In other words, Pres. Trump used his wealth and power to suppress her speech, and worked to make sure that the alleged affair was hidden from the American people during an election, but also that the payments were concealed from the authorities that regulate campaign finance.  Does that set of facts and circumstances, at least, justify further investigation?

Republicans:  It is a political prosecution?  Is it a crime for consenting adults to engage in sexual relations?  Is it a crime for a man to provide financial support to a woman?  There is nothing to investigate.  In fact, President Trump should be lauded for his effort to support a woman transitioning her life out of pornography and into a moral Christian life.  This is a real life Pretty Woman.  Donald Trump is Richard Gere with better hair, and Stormy Daniels is Julia Roberts, but with pure liberal bias in her heart. 

Travis: As of this morning, the indictment has not even been made public. How can you be so sure that this is a political prosecution and that the charges are without merit?

Republicans: Because the liberal, socialist, transgender, mainstream media deep state has been trying to destroy freedom since the day Trump was elected. First, he was impeached and all he did was try to extort the Ukranian President into interfering in the 2020 election. Where was the high crime or misdemeanor? That is just politics! Then, the Presidency was stolen from Trump in 2020 when the liberal, socialist, transgender, mainstream media, deep state defrauded the American People. How do we know votes were stolen? Because Donald Trump said so! If that wasn’t enough, Pres. Trump was impeached a second time because some of his supporters toured the capitol on January 6. You can’t make this stuff up! But it keeps going, his home was raided by the FBI merely because he kept boxes of highly classified materials in an entirely unsecured location. But those documents were not even classified. We know, they weren’t, because Trump said they weren’t. As should be clear, President Trump has never done anything wrong, unethical or illegal in his entire life.

Part 2 to come after the indictment is unsealed.

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